Hello! Welcome! Bienvenue! ਸੁਆਗਤ ਹੈ! Isten hozott! Mirëseerdhët! And that in a million other languages!

We are a small team of (currently two) aspiring to run their own small business, which you are our current patron of (thank you)!

We are Toronto-based, avid fans of the Toronto Transit Commission (transit riders unite!), and focused on curating/creating products that make us laugh (and hopefully you too)!

Our hope is to build HockeyEros into a brand synonymous with tastefully erotic art (and actual art), but we love attention either way! Hopefully, we can eventually normalize eroticism (straight, gay, bi, asexual, any sexuality) or at least generate some positive discussion about the role of sex in North America.

We are always looking for new talent (that we can’t pay for), so if you’re willing to join a scrappy team of nobodys, email us at [email protected] – Please include in your subject line: “ATTN: UNPAID LABOURER -“

Thanks for reading! Hopefully, we’ve convinced you into (and not out of) a purchase with us 😉

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Twitter / X! https://twitter.com/thehockeyeros